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The part of your day that actually feels good."
Goblin Slime Soap Bar
Zero Grit
140g (5oz)
$12.00 CAD
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Deep in the misty woods, under a blood-orange moon, the goblins gather. They're not here for mischief—they're here for the Goblin Slim. This wickedly luxurious soap smells like dark magic and sweet indulgence.
A rich blend of brandy-soaked pear, with a hint of autumn spice, Goblin Slim lures you in with its velvety texture and enchanting fragrance. Wash away the ordinary and step into the fantastical!
The allure of this soap lies in the intoxicating combination of brandy and pear. The sweet, ripened pear is draped in a rich brandy note, with subtle hints of spice that elevate this otherworldly scent. As you lather, the scent wraps you in its mystical embrace—perfect for those who love a hauntingly delicious aroma.
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Great start to the foundation. Build the full high-performance routine around it.
Let’s keep it simple. Here’s what actually matters.
Why
Most bars get soft, shrink fast, and disappear in a week.
This one doesn’t.
- Cured hard for durability
- Holds its shape - doesn't break apart
- Stays solid between uses (use a soap saver dish)
You’ll notice the difference after a few showers.
Clean skin shouldn’t feel tight or stripped.
- Removes sweat, oil, and buildup
- Leaves skin feeling normal—not dry
- Built for everyday use
No buzzwords. No fear tactics.
- We don’t pretend natural = better
- We don’t inflate ingredients to sound impressive
- We focus on what actually works
- No ingredient fear-mongering.
Honest products. No marketing spin.
Frequently Asked Questions
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On average, a LATHR soap bar lasts 20+ showers, depending on how it's used and stored.
To get the most life from your bar, let it fully dry between showers and use a draining soap saver to keep it out of standing water. A dry bar lasts longer.
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No. Grit levels vary by scent.
You'll find the grit level clearly listed on each product page, ranging from Zero Grit for a smooth wash to heavier-grit bars for more exfoliation.
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Cold-process soap is made by combining oils with an alkali to create soap through a process called saponification. The bars are then given time to cure, helping them become harder and longer lasting.
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We recommend using our soap bars on the body rather than the face.
Traditional soap bars generally have a higher pH than facial skin, which can leave the face feeling dry or tight and may disrupt its natural moisture barrier, especially with frequent use. Some of our bars also contain exfoliating grit or stronger fragrance profiles that are better suited for body skin.
For your face, we recommend using a dedicated facial cleanser formulated to clean without over-stripping the skin.